Apologies Dr. Ed!
The burden of being a Cooler weighs heavy.
Given it some thought.....I like your style, and the nicest thing to do is stay away. I'll keep tabs from afar, will keep an eye on your plays through a high powered telescope, and will filter your information through a variety of channels to make sure that Bernie Lootz will be far away from your radar.
Former Customer but always a fan -
Joe D aka Bernie Lootz aka The Cooler
Well, as soon as the Reds and D-Backs went over the total by scoring five runs in the ninth inning giving us a double play loser, I thought, "I wonder if JoeD bought my plays today."
If you would've SDQL'd the SDQL, your SDQL would've shown you that the SDQL doesn't work in the month of July.
Gonna' try the SDQL on these next 4 games.....here goes.
Let's see, those first 4 games left a trail of vomit that can be seen from space, so let's use this....
8 game package - 1st 4 games = trail of vomit > Great Wall of China
Have got to win at least 3 of the last 4 or I may be locked out of the house, so let's use this....
8 game package - 2nd 4 games = WWW.orelsehomelessshelteron9thave.passthepipe
Alrighty then, feeling pretty good. The SDQL has confirmed my earlier suspicions.....the wisest course of action is clear......If I ever feel the need to try this again, I should go straight to the shelter, hit the pipe, and hurl my guts out until the Hubble Telescope sees the trail of what looks like thousands and thousands of dollar bills that I have wasted buying picks. Thanks SDQL!
The Cooler aka Bernie
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