Totals, run line, sides, a player prop
Plethora of options but the scam don't stop
Pitches composed from both two and four seams
Overnight pitching change, magically steams
Shortstops have cannons, outfielders have hoses,
Amazing line pulls after sports book long closes
Crack of the maple, leather gloves popping,
Rinse and repeat, discipline, line shopping
Bullpen melt once the closer was burned
Rejigger numbers for new short term ternd
Pythagorean luck, run support lackage
Feel your pain clients, now buy my next package
We arrive bottom nine, two on, two outs
Happy baseball Pregame, you scum sucking touts