TOP 15
1.Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?
2.You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
3.There must be a keg in your pants, cause I'm wanting to tap that ass!
4.You remind me of M&M's b/c I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
5.Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No! Then, allow me to introduce myself.
6.Plenty of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount at my place.
7.You must be planning to leave the country to be packing that much Ass.
8.All those curves! And me with no brakes!
9.I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
10.Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
11.That dress is becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be cumming, too.
12.Good news, the test results are negative!
13.Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind, it's too long
14.You had to of been raised on a farm because you sure no how to raise a cock
15.Did you just fart? Cuz you blew me away
MORE THAN LIKELY THESE 15 LINES WILL GET YOU SLAPPED, BUT LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE....THAT'S MORE PHYSICAL CONTACT THAN YOU WERE GETTING, IF ONE OF THESE ONE LINERS WAS THE BEST YOU COULD DO....
HAD A REQUEST FOR A HUMEROUS POST......THIS WAS THE BEST I COULD DO TODAY....NOT VERY ORIGINAL, BUT MAYBE SOME OF YALL WILL GET A KICK OUT OF IT.....