My ass literally went 3 - 2 yesterday. Been horrible with the totals and real good with the sides. So today we went mostly sides, see, I'm smart. My girl has been bitching at me like I slapped her mother and butt fcked her father. Just because I haven't had a real job in 15 years and gambling is sucking up money like a hoover vacuum cleaner. Is that a reason to verbally assault of man's love making skills? Have you no couth, my dear?
I told her that I was about to revolutionize the sport betting world, she said i'm gonna be revolutionizing the way I jerk-off if I didn't get a job. A woman goes to work and pays all the bills for several years and now all of a sudden they're a big deal. I'm gonna bet five games today for $100 each and when I win I'm gonna stuff the money right into her mouth and say shut the fcuk up, already. I'm like Fredo and she's Michael Corleone, well, that's gonna change and it starts today with these five picks:
SD -105
WASH -135
NYM -110
MIN +105
OVER 8.5 CIN