If you vote Republican and you are poor or middle class ... please start behaving like one and follow their platform for God's sake!
1 - Accept to be paid commission based only or less than minimum wage.
2 - Accept to work 50h/week.
3 - Accept to have no paid holidays, no paid sick days, no insurance, no paid maternity leave.
4 - Ban your gay son from your home.
5 - Give Toddlers a gun for Christmas.
6 - Never accept your wife gets cancer screenings by Planned Parenthood.
7 - No contraception (Ted Cruz constitutional amendment to ban contraception)
8 - Leave your work and go to war with Iran.
9 - Refuse federal funding from the Federal Government now that your house has been wiped out by a tornado.
10 - Pray God the gays away now that your daughter has been shot by a white psychopathic guy?
11 - Be aware of the risks about your interracial marriage (Marco Rubio .... interracial marriage should be left to the states).
12 - Drink poisoned water possibly with lead like the people in Flint (MI) with the blessing of their governor).
13 - Get used to earthquakes caused by fracking like in Oklahoma.
14 - Evolution is a joke. Everybody knows that the earth was created 6000 years ago and please be one of those 75 million people who believe that the sun goes around the earth.
15 - Give money to you pastor so he can travel in a private jet to praise the Lord at 33,000 feet.
16 - Allow your Republican congressmen to have what you cannot have: 92 days only to work in a year, universal health care for life, paid holidays, paid maternity leave, paid sick days and a Federal salary for life paid by your taxes.
17 - Force your 13 years old daughter to keep a baby after been raped for 4 hours by a man gang.
18 - You must accept to be all alone against your boss and your company, so they can penalize and fire you without any Union protection for your rights to exist.
19 - You MUST be part of a sort of Militia, KKK, looking for snacks, tampons, and French vanilla while invading public land with guns and call yourself a patriot while you are not much different of a domestic terrorist ... but because you are not muslim, nor hispanic, nor black, not atheist nor gay you are a HERO.
GOOD BOY!!!!