ATP BIG D ENERGY are you F’n ready!?
gonna post this shit à la Haroon The Great
I’m moving from NYC to Milan tomorrow and going full blown degen in atp tomorrow.
Tsitsipas aka The Jesus plays as Kyrgios likes to call him, you’re such a Pelican Kachanov. Let’s be f’n real here Greek has sucked dick on hard this year so far, can’t time his backhand and his slice is ass. Go to your home away home in Monaco, where your mom won the tourney a bajillion years ago and you’ve won it twice, return to your favorite surface, playing a pelican who has a nasty backhand but it’s flat ass shit and won’t do anything on clay. Sure he just beat med but he also sucks on clay cause his shots are also flat ass shit. This clay here in monaco is nasty, thick, and heavy on the coastline type of clay.
Tsitsipas -200 is parlay material. Tsitsipas 2-0 is the likeliest scenario but after that 2nd set today against zverev it doesn’t feel great. I like Tsitsipas 2-1 sets for +300
Next we got Deminaur vs Djokovic, the last time they played the demon won, Nole did not forget that. Both these dudes have a very similar playing style except 1 is arguably the goat. Deminaur has zero advantages here this is Nole winning 6-3 6-2. Do with it what you will, I like his game spread.
Now we’re looking at Ruud vs Humbert. This one’s kinda tricky. Yeah you got Ruud a French open finalist playing an indoor hard court player. Sure Humbert is French and grew up on clay but his game just isn’t suited for it. Regardless he recently added Chardy to his coaching team, which is a great addition and it’s paid dividends this season. Humbert finds himself in the 1/4’s here for the first time and is keeping the momentum going. We may see a tiebreak here in the first but ultimately it’s Ruud or nothing. Humbert winning this match any other year would be +800. I do like Ruud 2-0 here.
Okay this is gonna be my favorite match of the day tomorrow. Sinner vs Rune. They played each other here last year and Rune won 2-1 in sets. Yeah there’s revenge for sinner and yeah he’s Italian and Monte Carlo is basically an extension of Italy and yeah he’s been f’n unstoppable but if there’s one spot, kind of like when Carlos beat him at Indian wells, it’s here to play the mercurial Dane. Holger has been playing consistent this year and that’s new for him, he also just got his old fav coach back, his mom has been really laying on the heavy eye liner court side at this tourney, the squads all in. He had the final last year before shitting the bed in the 3rd up a break and almost a double break against Rublev. This match is going over and Rune is a very live dog.
Those are my reads and analysis, enjoy.