i also like the "las vegas touts" sounds pretty good too... you get a sneeky guy like tony george as your gm and your good to go. you can get marco deangelo or vegas runner as your player personnel and i think you are set for a crazy experience. im sure after a few interviews the public would be so drawn away from vegas runners' voice that it would make people go to the bathroom due to large amounts of laughter. you may have people walking sideways due to people pissing their pants.
this comment is for FEZZ:
Then once vegas runner gets canned we can do it bobby the brain heenan style from wwf, when gorilla monsoon threw him out and his wwf hand bag...Fezz your a wrestling fan im sure you remember that day well....and then we all as fans can chant "vegas runner.......YOURE FIREDDDDDDD"