Mrs. Toofdoc: How many beers do you drink a day?
Toofdoc:Probably average 3 a day
Mrs.T:How much do you pay per beer?
Toof:around $5 per including tip
Mrs T: how long have you been drinking beer
Toof: way over 20 years
Mrs.T: So a beer cost $5 and you have 3 a day which puts your spending at $450 a month. In a year that would be around $5400 correct?
Toof: I would have to ask Lloyd to be sure but that sounds correct
Mrs. T: If in a year you spend $5400 and been doing it for 20 years that puts your expense at $108,000....correct?
Toof: Once again Lloyd Christmas would know for sure but that sounds correct.
Mrs. Toof: Do you realize that if you didn't drink so much beer that you could have invested that money in a savings account and been able to buy a Ferrari?
Toof:You don't drink beer do you?
Mrs. T: No
Toof: Where's your Ferrari?