Well crap, I decided to not go with the most obvious pick of G.St and instead took a chance on Portland
But... Had you called my 900# hotline you could have listened to the recorded message of my and constant push on my TOP REVENGE FACTOR GOY, DBL DOWN 75% STAR LINING WINNER OF THE YEAR iff you provided me with your NAME, EMAIL, CC, and SS#
*Note: No callbacks or harassment or hype of how and why it won. Just a $69 charge on your Visa/MC/AE.
** For all newbies reading, this is a JOKE and a RECORDING...beep