I'm still not sure of the reason for your infatuation with me but I can understand a man/boy of your caliber being jealous of me. I can only imagine waking up in the mornings knowing you have made many bad choices in your life and you will never amount to more than a "could have been". Unfortunately for you, trying to bring others down will not build yourself up so you are basically screwed for the rest of your life.
I feel for you guy but posting my name when there is no less than 30-40 people on here that know who I am and I don't keep my identity a secret is kind of foolish and petty and is not going to make your mom love you no matter how many times you do it. I'm sure there is something that would work but even as great and wonderful as I am, I don't know the answer to how to pull Phil out of loserville........you're about as sad and miserable case as I've seen and it saddens me to know someone that suffers from Dickheaditis as bad as you....makes Ebola look like the chicken pox.
Get well soon
Your pal
Brian the Toofdoc