Francis Ford Coppola's diary:
Today is Wednesday September the 21st 2016.
Very tense situation at the Hizz residence. No one is allowed to the principal's room.
But, our agents were able to capture Hizz himself with a sophisticated equipment preinstalled for occasions like this.
We all knew it was coming, but did not when. We all knew there would be some trolls attacking the integrity of his majesty at some stage of the staggering career, but, still, when it happened, everyone was caught with their pants down. A rogue agent Skills infiltrated the mind of Hizz and planted an alien message saying - YOU"RE NOT GOING TO PICK NFL GAMES NO MORE.
Hizz was paralyzed. He couldn't think straight anymore. Houston, Patriots, Pittsburgh, Eagles - all became blurry and the spreads floated all over the room mixing up with the totals. His family was not able to coup wit the situation and was forced to call up a DIAL-A DRAMA-800 number secretly written on a backside of his favorite dish he usually ate his cornflakes every single morning since that day the Giants beat the Patriots couple years ago. And then, without a warning, without any dramatic moves - the good forces came in expressing all over the forums their support for good old Hizz defending him from bad old Skills and that newbie idiot russlejwoo, who instigated it all.
The script for Godfather Sequel was born. Francis Ford Coppola was alive again. Don Hizz was back at his armchair and all the NFL forum participants were kissing his right hand in submissive fashio repeating after each other - Don Hizzi, Don Hizzi...
Skills were called in to explain his actions but no one could find him. Swimming with the Fishes? Or with russlejwoo.
Conclusion for those dumb enough to take yourselves so seriously - Life is fun. Enjoy it
Hizz does not need your lame expressions of loyalty. He enjoys everything he's doing and is man enough with the broad enough shoulders to deal with whomever. He needs a good old fashioned attention and an occasional thank you Hizz for his efforts. That is all