Went 6 - 2 in NFL yesterday and 1 - 2 in NBA. That nets me +260. I end the week up $700. Another collection this week. I already told my wife I broke even for the week but I'd still throw her a $100 just because. I got money for lap dances from Isabella. She's a 19 year old half Puerto Rican half Italian 19 year old dancer at a Gentlemen's club in the city. She kind of looks like Jessica Alba, but with a bigger chest.
And Thank God the economy is down because in order to pick up business they actually let you fully grope the girls during the couch dances! When I tell my wife I am going to my friends house tonight to watch the game, what I really mean is that I am going down to the club and getting 3 or 4 couch dances with Isabella, who really, really, really likes me anyway, even if I had no money. No I mean really, like, really...