Baseball is called America's pastime and I'm not sure it's not because you feel you've aged a decade from the start of a game until it finishes.
Here are the games I will kick off the season with:
TB +100
Miami +100
Over 6.5 Wash
Tonight my girl is dragging me to some movie about a chick that stops aging at around 25. If that were only true in real life. The scariest thing about being with the same woman forever is that at some point you're gonna have some 60 year old lady blowing you like you're the male lead in some granny porn. Yikes.