A Old Married Couple lays down for bed, not even 5 minutes go by and the husband is smooth asleep...All of the sudden he farts & says "7 Points"! His wife confused wakes him up asking "what was that"? "It's Fart Football Baby" he replied...A Few minutes go by and she lets one go "Tied up 7-7"...Ten or Fifteen minutes later he turns another one "Touchdown! 14-7"...shortly after she answers "14-14 Tied up again', followed by a short squeak "Field Goal! 17-14, now im winning'! Not to be outdone, the man gives it his all straining with everything he's got and shits the Bed; to which his wife asked "Baby, WHAT WAS THAT!?! to which her Husband answered "Halftime, Switche Sides"!!!!