DOUBLE HEADER - A POEM
DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE,
DOUBLE YOUR FUN,
GETTING HEAD FROM TWO
IS BETTER THAN ONE.
When I was young, a good friend and I would discuss why we wanted to be rich and how rich we wanted to be. The one reason to be rich that our mid-20's glands caused us to agree on was that being rich meant having a huge $250,000 yacht. We could dock our yachts at resorts around the world and sit on the deck waiting for beautiful women in groups of two or more to walk wearing almost non-existent swim suits, stilleto heels and perhaps a gold chain around their waistw, long earings, and tongue studs. They would ask if they could come on board for a ride and a bit of a double header. In our young minds nothing beat double headers from two gorgeous ladies while sitting on our yacht. It was our main reason for wanting to be rich.
To the tell the truth, now that I'm old, that fantasy still doesn't sound so bad. Being a dirty old man is still the best incentive I know for being a rich old man. Unfortunately, the $250,000 yacht now costs $750,000, docking fees are about $5000 per month, gas costs a year's income per tank, and hiring even a sekeleton crew is out of the question.
But experience has now taught me that just because I can't hope to get the yacht doesn't mean I can't get pleasure from a double header, and we've got one of those going today between Washington and Colorado. The first game is scheduled to begin at 3:05 P.M. Eastern time and the second at about 6:15 P.M. Eastern time. This double header will put me one step closer to the other kind.
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