10 SIGNS THE ECONOMY IS IN TROUBLE
1. Your bank has stopped giving away toasters, and is now selling them.
2. When you move, your house sells for less than your dining room set.
3. Your mortgage company is offering you free gifts if you will just make your mortgage payment.
4. You bought $200 of your local bank's stock, and they just nominated you to the Board of Directors.
5. Your balance at the gas pump is higher than the balance on your last brokerage statement.
6. You see the mortgage on your house being offered for sale on Ebay.
7. You just saw Steve Jobs selling real apples.
8. You just used your last remaining savings to buy Sarah Palin's moose hunting course.
9. You hear your bank manager's secretary say, "Hank Paulson on line 2, sir."
10. When you see an ad offering hand jobs, you mail your resume.
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