This is a Re-Post of something that I did on Facebook a couple of years ago. Let me just say that I don't know if any of this is true and is only my perception of how it is up that way. Let me secondly say that I think that I am right about all them. (smile)
Number 10: Dripping Mustard on your shirt often gets comments from girls like. "Wow, you look really pretty good in yellow."
Number 9: Little, if any chance of being force fed Boiled Okra as a child.
Number 8: Being at a party in Columbus Ohio and hearing the Ohio State Co-ed mating call, " Hey, any of You Guys have a Kilbasa?
Number 7: Not having to ever know what it is like to be with a woman without Acne.
Number 6: Being able to say one day that you met Obama while in Illinois and that you knew that he would be a bust of a Politician.
Number 5: Always able to find people that agree with, and are willing to talk about, why the Big 10 is the Best Football Conference in the World.
Number 4: Wearing socks with Sandals are still in style and especially the knee high's.
Number 3: Discovering what you think is a Moose in your backyard and finding out later that it was just your wife taking out the trash..
Number 2: Still some Bumper Stickers able to be seen that say something like, "Those Gun Shootin' Baby Savin' Conservative Bastards down South can just die in the womb!"
And the Number 1 Best Reason to Live in the Midwest....