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Posted: 09/11/2012 3:42 PM

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Two young brothers, ages 6 & 8 woke up for breakfeast one morning and got to talking....they both decided they were going to cuss at the dinner table that morning and the 8 year old told his younger brother he was going to say "Damn" & wanted to know what his younger brother planed to say...His younger Brother said "Im going to say "Ass".....

So they go into the kitchen and sit down at the table when their mom asked the oldest boy "what you want for Breakfeast" to which he answered "I'm have a bowl of that damn ceral you bought yesterday"! As fast as lighting his momma snatched his ass up and proceeded to whip the snot out of the boy, despite his screaming and hollering.....

When she got done with her oldest son, she glarred at the younger brother and said "And what do you want for breakfeast this morning"? to which he answered "Well you can bet your sweet ass i dont want any damn ceral"!

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Posted: 08/15/2024 1:03 PM

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Much better than politics .

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Posted: 08/15/2024 11:41 PM

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politics, did you say politics?

I went to the store a couple of weeks ago, and this man was selling puppies. He had them in a crate, on the outside of the box it read, "democrat puppies for sale". Fast forward a couple of weeks and I see the same man selling what looked like to be the same puppies. However, this time his sign read, "Republican puppies for sale". I went up to him and asked if he was the same guy selling puppies here a couple of weeks ago. He replied that yes, in fact he was. I said, "well the first time you were here, your sign read "democrat puppies for sale, now your sign says, "republican puppies for sale". He replied, "well when I was here the first time the puppies still had their eyes closed!!"

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Posted: 08/16/2024 6:08 AM

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That's funny, and so true.
Good luck HKYF this season!

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Posted: 08/16/2024 9:42 AM

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Isn't that the truth.

hkyref33 said:
politics, did you say politics?

I went to the store a couple of weeks ago, and this man was selling puppies. He had them in a crate, on the outside of the box it read, "democrat puppies for sale". Fast forward a couple of weeks and I see the same man selling what looked like to be the same puppies. However, this time his sign read, "Republican puppies for sale". I went up to him and asked if he was the same guy selling puppies here a couple of weeks ago. He replied that yes, in fact he was. I said, "well the first time you were here, your sign read "democrat puppies for sale, now your sign says, "republican puppies for sale". He replied, "well when I was here the first time the puppies still had their eyes closed!!"

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Posted: 08/16/2024 2:29 PM

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Ty, Paulie! You as well!