It’s gonna be hard to top this one, Blue knocked it out of the park…
MikePad said…What a dumb post, that’s Alicia Keys.
BlueDragon response…Ehhhhh!!! I applaud your post!!! Thank you for enlightening me. I can see I KNICKED a nerve.
When was originally typing my thoughts about the games and the song reference…I turned to my girl and said “that was Rihanna right? So long ago I can’t remember…”
As she was holding our beautiful 6-month old boy, she gave me a new mother’s weary-eyed and fatigue-minded “nod” which affirmed my own new father’s sapped-eyed and lethargic-minded recollection of a song that I very admittedly know little about.
I apologize that I offended you so very deeply, Maxipad. I also thank you sincerely for being so in touch with your feelings in regards to that particular song and your late-night Top 40 R&B/Hip Hop crossover knowledge. I’m elated that you were able to express your genuine passion for choral features…you have FAR surpassed me in that Jeopardy category and if I’m ever up against you there, I’ll just humbly concede.
I hope I did NOT ruin your midnight one-person, no-pants dance party to the RiRi-Bey-Keys playlist that you took so long to curate. Oh the shame of me. I know that playlist REALLY speaks to you, evident by your abhorrent reaction to my silly error. However, I AM glad that my only error was as to whom the feature was provided by…and not my picks which…ya…no errors there.
Frankly, I’m a Playtex guy myself because I like to feel the reality, but if you fancy a cushiony Maxipad existence that separates you from the substance of life, that’s your merry choice and I stand by anyone’s choice to be who they are. You choose to be a pitch-perfect arbiter of taste in song reference on a cushiony bed of cotton (varying degrees of cushion depending on your flow) and for that my friend, I salute you highly!
I am a REAL person. Like your “duuude that’s Alicia Keys not Rihanna, you less than intelligent being” realness REAL. Go to king Langeo’s “Real People” thread and take a gander for yourself. To be even more real, I very openly live in Toronto and have said that many many times here. So if you ever feel like coming to find me and tapping me on the shoulder…well >>><<
All I feel is softy (beautiful) family love these days, and I’ve been ITCHING to get back into the alleys where my non-Alicia recognizing ass is from…my little-balled friend. Oh, did I KNICK a nerve again?
It sucks you were on the other side and I feel heartbroken for you and anyone around you bearing the brunt of your irate menstrual confusion. I’m also terribly sorry again to insult your incredibly high-brow demonstrative knowledge of pop-culture and really hope your stuffed animals don’t feel too despaired when you have your dance party and you incessantly yell at them “CAN YOU BELIEVE BLUEDRAGON THOUGHT THIS WAS RIRI?!?!? Ohhhhh the NERVE OF THAT PERSON! I’m gonna find him in that thread and kick his ass!!!!”
I hope you don’t Chris Brown those poor little stuffies (or wait, was that Alicia?) and can make up all differences over your Fisher-Price tea party tomorrow and forget that I ever uttered such blasphemy.
Check my pedigree here. I only EVER come into my LOSING threads to say “loser” and never ever ever ever ever once have come into a winning thread to respond with a “masturbation bump” and I feel bad for not doing so to thank my brothers and sisters and whomevers that have come after to congratulate me, I’m a bad friend. That’s just not in my nature. But something compelled me to respond to your asinine comment and thus I AM tugging it out ON you AND your stuffed animals tonight at the lingerie show. I can just see you closing your eyes and singing like the song speaks to you all.
I just hope I didn’t miss the moment where you pull out the Spencer’s Gifts plastic disco ball, realized you were out of AA batteries, change out of your negligee quickly, kiss the cuddlies and tell them “I’ll be right back”…ROAR to the closest mall in your mum’s burgundy minivan that only has the ONE sliding door on the side (well…that’s reality seeing your such an expert on this song from 15 years ago) to make sure you get the proper voltage to make the big midnight moment you’ve been waiting for all your life.
I do thank you so VERY VERY much for the correction. I love learning. LOVE LOVE LOVE. In fact, I help people learn. What is life without learning? So thank you so very much.
Personally, I’m more of a Frank Sinatra “New York” type guy and I guess you’ll say “I’ll Have It My Way”…though I’ll say “the best revenge is massive success.”
Again, come address me in person if you’re that offended. We can have our own little tea party…as TUPAC said “we ain’t hard to find”…and yes, that WAS Pac. Or wait…there was no RiRi/Bey/Keys on that so maybe you wouldn’t know.
Sorry if I’ve offended anybody here, including the almighty Maxipad. Wish I could put him on a seven-day ban cycle.
Anyone that knows me here, and some really do my little bubba…know that I like to say PEACE AND LOVE TO ALL that are real. My soul is real, my heart is real, my body is real, but according to you, my intelligence is not.
THANKS AGAIN though, from the bottom of my empty wits. Now, count THIS as a “dumb post”…even make it “dumb post of the year” I’ll happily accept it cuz I am who I am and never hide from anything.
Oh…The word “dumb” is an archaic reference to not being able to speak…pretty sure I’ve just said enough.
Enjoy your dance moves. Send me your TikTok. To whom do I address the flowers to? “Maxipad Mike”?