Chris Rock slaps back at Will and Jada Pinkett Smith — hard — in live Netflix special….
“Y'all know what happened to me, getting smacked by Suge Smith. I got smacked at the Oscars by this motherf—, and people ask, "Did it hurt?" It still hurts! I got "Summertime" ringing in my ears. But I'm not a victim, baby. You will never see me on Oprah or Gayle crying. Never gonna happen. I can't believe it, and I love "Men in Black." Never gonna happen.
I took that hit like Pacquiao, motherf— ... I know you can't tell on camera, but Will Smith is significantly bigger than me. We are not the same size. Will Smith does movies with his shirt off. You've never seen me do a movie with my shirt off. I'm in a movie getting open heart surgery, I'm in a sweater. Will Smith played Muhammad Ali in a movie. You think I auditioned for that part? I played Pookie in "New Jack City." ... Even in animation, this motherf— is bigger. I'm a zebra, he's a shark.
Will Smith practices selective outrage. Everybody knows what the f— happened. Everybody who really knows, knows I had nothing to do with that s—. I didn't have any "entanglements." ... His wife was f— her son's friend. Now, I normally would not talk about this s—. But for some reason [they] put that s— on the internet. I have no idea why two talented people would do something that lowdown. ... We all been cheated on. Everybody in here's been cheated on. None of us have ever been interviewed by the person that cheated on us on television. "Hey, I was sucking somebody's d—. How did that make you feel?"
She hurt him way more than he hurt me, OK? Everybody in the world called him a b—. I called the motherf— to give him my condolences, he ain't pick up for me. ... They called him a b—. They called his wife a predator. And who does he hit? Me. [Someone] he knows he can beat. That is some b—-ass s—.
I didn't do nothing to this motherf—, OK? Years ago, she said I should quit the Oscars. I shouldn't host because her man didn't get nominated [for "Concussion"]. The biggest piece of s— ever. ... So I did some jokes about him. That's how it is. She starts it, I finish it. OK? That's what happened. Nobody's picking on this b—. She started this s—. Nobody was picking on her. She said me, a grown-ass man, should quit his job because her husband didn't get nominated. And then [he] gives me a concussion. What the f—, man?
I loved Will Smith. All my life I loved [him]. ... He made some great movies. I have rooted for Will Smith my whole life. And now I watch "Emancipation" just to see him get whupped. Got me rooting for massa. A lot of people say, "Chris, how come you didn't do nothing back?" ’Cause I got parents. Because I was raised, OK? You know what my parents taught me? Don't fight in front of white people.”