TWO HUNTERS ARE OUT IN THE WOODS WHEN ONE OF THEM COLLAPSES.
HE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE BREATHING AND HIS EYES ARE GLAZED.
THE OTHER GUY TAKES OUT HIS CELLPHONE AND CALLS 911
HE GASPS: "I THINK MY FRIEND IS DEAD! WHAT CAN I DO? WHAT CAN I DO?"
THE OPERATOR SAYS: "CALM DOWN, I CAN HELP. FIRST, LET'S MAKE SURE HE'S DEAD."
THERE'S A SILENCE, THEN A GUNSHOT IS HEARD.
BACK ON THE PHONE, THE GUY SAYS, "OK, NOW WHAT?"