A lawyer, a doctor and an engineer are drinking at a bar. They start bragging about how smart their dogs are. After more drinks, they agree to meet the following day at noon at the local park to settle their bet. At the park, the doctor says "I'll go first". He shakes a bag of treats in front of his dog and then throws them and yells "Fetch, Stethoscope!" His dog runs to the bag, opens it up, and builds a perfect human skeleton with the treats, then Stethoscope retreats to his owner's feet and sits at attention. The engineer shakes his bag of treats and says "That's nothing... fetch CAD!" and his dog runs to the bag, opens it, and builds a perfect suspension bridge with the treats, comes back to his owner and sits at his feet. The lawyer laughs. He grabs his bag of treats and tosses them and says "fetch lawsuit". The lawyer's dog grabs the bag of treats, brings them back in front of the other 2 dogs, rips open the bag, eats the treats, f*cks both the other dogs and takes the rest of the day off.
And yes, I'm an attorney who has been practicing for 28 years in the Philly area, so I'm allowed to pick on my profession. If you can't laugh at yourself, well then, you can't pick on others.