Humbled yet Kid?  I got more for you chump... Just keep postin' so I can fade and buy a ton of bananas you degenerate....

MLB 2023 

MONEY BETS:  29-23-1   (Defined as any bet with odds better than -135, typically pick underdogs)

SQUARE BETS: 9-9    (Defined as any investment with odds worse than -136, typically YUUUUUGE favorites)

LEANS:  6-11-1  (Always low odds, often underdogs, but it just misses my model's cut)

PAAHLAY STRINGS: 0-1

PRESSED FOR TIME... APOLOGIES FOR RUNNING SOOOO LATE... NOT MUCH IS JUMPING OUT.... A FEW "MEH" LEANS, BUT I GOTTA TELL YOU, THE CHW LINE IS VERY, VERY WEIRD, ME SMELLS AN OPPORTUNITY....

(1) MONEY BET:  CHW F5 ML +135  (TB SPREAD SHOULD BE 25% HIGHER PER MY NUMBERS, BUT IT'S NOT... VALUE!)

(2) MONEY BET:  CHW RL +1.5  -122  (BEEN THERE DONE THAT... AND WITH GIOLITO ON THE HUMP?  OOOOY VEYYY, IT STINKS JUST ENOUGH FOR ME TO EMBRACE)

(3)  MONEY BET:  SEA/TOR  O 8.5

(4) LEAN:  NYM RL +1.5  -148

MAY POST SOME FOR LATE EVENING CARD, IF NOT, GOOD LUCK HOMBRES!