My hairy fat ass would run up and down for 2 minutes chasing her until I’d quit. But I’d try to play a little sneaky by blowing some loud and stinky egg farts to get her off her game. I would use my hairy fat ass to my advantage.
Btw Unckie don’t think you have more hair than me. They call me the grizzly bear. I have chest hair growing like an olive branch to my throat. I see in my family photos with cousins. They have this look on their face but they try to be polite even though they know the hair is too much.