AS OF 3/18/23
SIDES: 17-11 (61%)
O/U: 4-6
ML : 9-3 (most picks were favorites between -150 and -200, a.k.a. SQUARE BETS)
LEANS: 7-6 (a mix of sides/overs/square ML's)
GIGGLES - PAHLAYS: 1-2
2ND ROUND.... ALL THE "TEMPLATE" 1ST ROUND SYSTEMS ARE BEHIND US AND NOW THE BOYS WILL BE SEPARATED FROM THE MEN... WATCH YOUR BANKROLL, AND HAVE AN APPRECIATION FOR THOSE TICKETS THAT STINK TO HIGH HEAVEN... LUNCH PAIL JOES CAUGHT SOME BREAKS IN THE 1ST ROUND, BUT MOVING FORWARD, THE MEN WILL BE SEPARATED FROM THE BOYS...
LESS SCRIBBLES ON MY NAPKIN, BUT I LIKE A FEW TICKETS PLENTY...
(1) TENN SIDE (+3.5)
TAKE - SO, EVERYBODY IS GOING TO REMEMBER THE VOLS LAST GAME WHERE THEY WERE ALMOST SENT HOME. I LOST THAT TICKET AT -11. DUKE IS "PLAYING SO GREAT" AND THE YOUNG ONE'S ARE FIGURING IT OUT IS ALL YOUR HEARING AT THE LOCAL WATERING HOLES...YOUNG ONE'S ARE CAN'T DROP ENOUGH RENT MONEY ON THE FUUUUUHGEDDABOUDIT, GIVE ME THE VOLS EXPERIENCE AND REBOUND GAME. PERSONALLY, I AM TAKING THE VOLS ON THE MONEYLINE AS WELL, AS A I BELIEVE THE VOLS PULL THIS ONE OUT. LIKE IT? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT.
(2) DUKE/TENN TOTAL (126.5 U B)
TAKE - FOR MY TEN SIDE INVESTMENT TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY, TEN WILL HAVE TO LOCK DOWN THE BLUE DEVILS. THERE ARE OTHER NUGGETS TO LIKE, FOR THIS TICKET, BUT ULTIMATELY IT BOILS DOWN TO JOE LUNCH PAIL SEEING THIS NUMBER AS "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY TOO LOW" AND MASHES THEIR PHONE APP ON THE OVER... WAS THINKING OF LEANING THIS INVESTMENT FOR THE GROUP, AN OT GAME IS TOTALLY IN THE CARDS, SO I WILL LEAVE THAT TO YOUR OWN DISCRETION.
(3) AUBURN SIDE (+5.5)
TAKE - HOUSTON IS THE "SAVIOR" FOR JOE LUNCH PAIL FUTURE TICKETS AFTER PURDUE AND 'ZONA WERE UNMASKED AS FRAUDS. WILL SASSER PLAY? WILL HE NOT? JAMAL SHEAD? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHGEDDDDDDDDDDDDABOUDIT... SORRY, BUT I'M PARKING MY BENJIES ON THE UNDERDOG IN THIS ONE.
(4) NORTHWESTERN SIDE (+7.5)
TAKE - THIS BRUIN SQUAD IS NOT THE SAME AFTER THE INJURIES. THIS IS GOING TO BE A DOG FIGHT OF A GAME. GIVE ME POINTS.
FOR YOU PRO JUNKIES, I HAVE THE HEAT SIDE ON MY NAPKIN AT -3.5 AS WELL.... B2B FOR DA BULLS... DA BULLS HAVE HANDED THE HEAT THEIR HEAD IN THEIR RECENT MEETINGS... DON'T SEE HOW THE HEAT ALLOW THE BULLS TO KICK THEIR TEETH IN AGAIN...
B/L GENTS