
YEEEEE-IIIIKES!!! MY UNCLE MILTON'S STORIES ARE TRUE... YOU CAP BETTER THAN A CHIMP! WAIT, HOW MANY WINS DID YOU HAVE TONIGHT?
MLB 2023
"GRAND SLAM" HONEY'S: 0-0
"HOMERUN" HONEY'S: 6-3-1 4 units & growing (66%)
MONEY BETS: 91-73-4 up 22+ units (55%) (These are bets with odds better than -135, typically pick "+ line spreads" - aka TRUE underdogs)
SQUARE BETS: 17-16 -15+ units (Defined as any investment with odds worse than -136, typically YUUUUUGE favorites... Appreciate units lost... This is why SQUARE BETS are a losing proposition the moment you lay them)
LEANS: 30-32-4 3+ units (Mostly TRUE underdogs ("+ line spreads"), but miss my algorithm's cut .. Tide HAS TURNED on da leans.... BEWARE! No longer fadeable)

IN "F" WE TRUST!!! WE ARE NOT WORTHY... "F" - "F" - "F" - "F" - "F"
(A) LEAN: BAL/NYY O 9 +103
LOOOOSERRR
(B) MONEY PICK: NYM/CHI TOTAL F5 O4 -120 
(C) MONEY PICK: NYM/CHI TOTAL O 8 -120 
(D) MONEY PICK: ATL ML -109 
(E) LEAN: SD -1.5 -125 
(F) MONEY PICK: BAL ML +120 
(G) "HOMERUN PICK": COLORADO ROCKIES ML +110 

OOOOOOH "F"... YOU MAKE ME MORE MONEY THAN THAT IDIOT "MONEY MANAGER" MY ACCOUNTANT RECOMMENDED... KEEP UP THE SHARP WORK HUN... WHO NEEDS ALIMONY FROM SOME OLD GEEZER, WHEN "F" CAN MAKE YOU BANK WITHOUT HAVING TO POLISH OFF ANY GEEZERS __ __ ANK (RHYMES WITH "TANK") ...
LET'S GET THE BAG!
F