A "HONEY PICK"

(3)  HOMERUN PICK:  ATL ML  +112

ADDED MONEY PICKS:

(4)  MONEY PICK:  NYM/WAS   O 9  -122

(5)  LEAN:  STL/BOS   O 10.5  (BET THIS DOUBLE UNITS @ 9.5, SOO THIS IS WHY IT'S A LEAN)

(6)  MONEY PICK:  SF/ARI  U 7.5  -115

LET'S GET THE BAG!!!

I like your style. I know you’re not getting a lot of feedback but keep posting when you can. You know what you are doing. Thank you.

Mikepad said:

I like your style. I know you’re not getting a lot of feedback but keep posting when you can. You know what you are doing. Thank you.

MIKEP:  THANKS FOR DROPPING IN.  FEEDBACK IS NOT MY GOAL.  HELPING YOU GROW YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY IS THE GOAL.  I USED TO BE A GRUNT, 9 TO 5'er, EARLY IN MY EARLY YEARS/CAREER.  I STILL GRIND EVERYDAY FOR MY MONEY, BUT I NOW HAVE A BANKROLL AND HAVE BEEN MAKING GOOD MONEY ON SPORTS INVESTING FOR A FEW YEARS NOW.  HOW?  BY GIVING THE FINGER TO THE "MAINSTREAM".  I DO NOT FOLLOW ANYONE, PERIOD!  I HAVE NO ALLEGIANCE TO ANY POLITICAL GROUP, OR WAY OF THINKING.  USED TO BE A REPUBLICAN, BUT THOSE IDIOTS ARE NOT THE REPUB'S I HAD SIGNED UP FOR.  DON'T CARE FOR THE DEMS EITHER, SO I AM A PROUD INDEPENDENT, AS I SHOULD HAVE BEEN FROM DAY ONE.  

WHEN I WAS LEARNING THE ROPES, I GOT FIRED FROM EVERY JOB I HELD DOWN.  QUICKLY REALIZED THAT MY DESTINY WAS SELF-EMPLOYMENT.  WAS NOT EASY IN THE BEGINNING, BUT WITH GRIT, AN ATTITUDE (DIFFERENT FROM AN EGO), AND AN UNWAVERING LOVE FOR CAPITALISM (BUT I COULD DO WITHOUT THE WHOLE TAX SYSTEM AND THE RIDICULOUS DEBT BOTH PARTIES HAVE SADDLES OUR CHILDREN WITH, RIDICULOUS) I HAVE COME OUT ON THE OTHER SIDE.  NOT A "RICH GUY" BY ANY STRETCH OF THE IMAGINATION, BUT DON'T NEED TO CONTINUE WORKING, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

I HOPE I CAN HELP YOU FATTEN YOUR BANKROLL.  THE KEY IS TO PICK YOUR SPOTS AND HAVE A TRUE PASSION AND COMPLETE UNDERSTANDING OF THOSE SPORTS YOU INVEST IN.  GOOD LUCK STUD AND LET'S GET THE BAG!

ADDING ANOTHER MONEY PICK...

(7)  MONEY PICK:  COL RUN LINE +1.5 -126

MLB 2023

"GRAND SLAM" HONEY'S: 0-0

"HOMERUN" HONEY'S: 0-2

MONEY BETS:  60-54-3   (Defined as any bet with odds better than -135, typically pick "+ line" underogs)

SQUARE BETS: 16-16    (Defined as any investment with odds worse than -136, typically YUUUUUGE favorites)

LEANS:  10-18-1  (Always low odds, often underdogs ("+ line value"), but it just misses my algorithm's cut)

PAAHLAY STRINGS: 0-2

(1)  MONEY BET:  CIN/MIA O7.5  -108    

(2)  MONEY BET:  SEA/DET U8.5  +102  

(3)  HOMERUN PICK:  ATL ML  +112   LOOOOSSSERR (BUT DA LADY WAS A VISUAL "HOOOOAN-RUN" 'MAING)

(4)  MONEY PICK:  NYM/WAS   O 9  -122    CANCELLED...

(5)  LEAN:  STL/BOS   O 10.5   LOOOOSSSERR

(6)  MONEY PICK:  SF/ARI  U 7.5  -115   LOOOOSSSERR

(7)  MONEY PICK:  COL RUN LINE +1.5   -126   LOOOOSSSERR

RECAP:

THE DAY STARTED PROMISING, BUT BULLPENS KICKED MY 'NADS AFTER THAT.  WE ARE GOING TO NEED A "SLUMPBUSTER" TO GET OUR "HONEY PICKS" ROLLING...

THE GOOD NEWS TO REPORT, IS THAT I NOW SEE A DIRECT CORRELATION BETWEEN "PUBLIC CARDS" AND MY ALGORITHM HAVING A HICCUP.  CONSIDERING "SKIPPING" PUBLIC CARD DAYS, UNTIL I FEEL COMFORTABLE FINDING AN ANGLE ON HOW TO PROCURE "NEGATIVE RUN LINE" PICKS ON THESE DAYS... TOTALS ARE MOSTLY A "54'ISH/46'ISH" PERCENT PROPOSITION FOR THE ALGORITHM, IN OUR FAVOR. BUT NOW THAT I HAVE BULLPEN DATA FACTORED IN, THE ALGORITHM ACTUALLY IS KICKING SOME SERIOUS _SS (RHYMES WITH GRASS) IDENTIFYING IN-GAME INVESTMENTS.  TODAY, I WAS ABLE TO CATCH THE D'BACKS AT A BETTER NUMBER, CAUGHT THE MONELYINE UPSIDE OF THE CLEVELAND GAME, AND GOT THE DODGER/PADRE TOTAL AT A BETTER NUMBER (WAS ON THE UNDER).  THE CHALLENGE IS COMPLETELY TRUSTING THE RECOMMENDATIONS.  THE ALGORITHM GAVE ME AN INDICATOR, OUT OF SEVERAL IT PROVIDES ME, TO FADE THE BRAVES AND THE ARIZONA UNDER, BUT YOURS TRULY, WENT FREESTYLE THINKING I COULD OUT PERFORM THE ALGORITHM.  FUUUUUUUHHHHHGEDDDABOUDIT, I WAS WRONG PER USUAL.  

IT'S TOUGH AS NAILS TO BE INTO POSITIVE UNITS WHILE CAPPING SUCH A HIGH QUANTIY OF "POSITIVE VALUE UNDERDOGS" AND STILL BE OVER 50% ON MONEY BET WINNERS.  WE'LL GET THE "HONEY'S" ROLLING, WE JUST NEED TO FIND THAT SLUMPBUSTER TO GET US GOING... SPEAKING OF SLUMPBUSTERS, MAY JUST MOSY ON DOWN TO THE HOTEL'S WATERING HOLE AND SEE WHAT BETTY'S ARE TROLLING THE WATERS...

Hey Kid... I am reaaaaaaaaallly liking your chump "HONEY PICKS"... Da more you pick, the more banana's I receive.  Love that correlation.  You are by far my most, bestest, GOAT, baseball capper.  Keep da "HONEY'S" comin'...

Yours truly,

da Chimp