THE TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN THE MIDWEST

Pregame Blogs

Pregame Blogs
Videos are just the START of the conversation. Each show has a dedicated blog post with show notes, links, and pics. Plus, the host and guests continue the conversation in the comments section!

THE TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN THE MIDWEST

This is a Re-Post of something that I did on Facebook a couple of years ago. Let me just say that I don't know if any of this is true and is only my perception of how it is up that way. Let me secondly say that I think that I am right about all them. (smile)

deep in thought. by Lauren Jensen.

Number 10: Dripping Mustard on your shirt often gets comments from girls like. "Wow, you look really pretty good in yellow."

Number 9: Little, if any chance of being force fed Boiled Okra as a child.

Number 8: Being at a party in Columbus Ohio and hearing the Ohio State Co-ed mating call, " Hey, any of You Guys have a Kilbasa?

Number 7: Not having to ever know what it is like to be with a woman without Acne.

Number 6: Being able to say one day that you met Obama while in Illinois and that you knew that he would be a bust of a Politician.

Number 5: Always able to find people that agree with, and are willing to talk about, why the Big 10 is the Best Football Conference in the World.

Number 4: Wearing socks with Sandals are still in style and especially the knee high's.

Number 3: Discovering what you think is a Moose in your backyard and finding out later that it was just your wife taking out the trash..

Number 2: Still some Bumper Stickers able to be seen that say something like, "Those Gun Shootin' Baby Savin' Conservative Bastards down South can just die in the womb!"

And the Number 1 Best Reason to Live in the Midwest....

Cheese!!

  • We're built Ford tough.

  • Because the midwest has crappy weather and it's cold as shit in the winter.

  • Frank Sinatra loved Chicago Greg, why can't you!

  • JD, don't get mad just because the Civil War thing was mis-reported by the liberal New York Press..

  • Just don't buy your eggs from those good folks down in Iowa.

  • i'm appalled and outraged at these wild accusations....it's called cheese curds

  • Kielbasa you racist.