So I'm sure a lot of you guys get a bunch of texts and calls from handicapping services on the weekend. This tout texts and calls me relentlessly for three consecutive weeks even after I texted "STOP", so I finally text him back to mess with him. I texted him "Reply now for my 50* negative EV shit pick o' the week and take out a second mortgage on your house".
This asshole tout just loses it and starts calling me, texting me, and threatening to come to my house and kill me. Anyway I looked up the phone number and it's some guy who calls himself Col. Joe Chapman. I literally have a voicemail from this douchebag where he says he is going to cut my heart out and "f*** my daughter in the eye". I don't have a daughter btw.