Two young brothers, ages 6 & 8 woke up for breakfeast one morning and got to talking....they both decided they were going to cuss at the dinner table that morning and the 8 year old told his younger brother he was going to say "Damn" & wanted to know what his younger brother planed to say...His younger Brother said "Im going to say "Ass".....
So they go into the kitchen and sit down at the table when their mom asked the oldest boy "what you want for Breakfeast" to which he answered "I'm have a bowl of that damn ceral you bought yesterday"! As fast as lighting his momma snatched his ass up and proceeded to whip the snot out of the boy, despite his screaming and hollering.....
When she got done with her oldest son, she glarred at the younger brother and said "And what do you want for breakfeast this morning"? to which he answered "Well you can bet your sweet ass i dont want any damn ceral"!