Bought a cornwell angle air grinder and some other tools off ebay from a pawn in florence, bama. Great deal, but was missing a couple of pieces and he wanted to make it right. So he send me some free kobalt tools and to keep dem tools from rattlin', packed in a bama fishing shit, uh....... I mean shirt. Nice breathable buttonup shirt like all the young bucks are wearing these days, of course it's tablecloth plaid (not my color) and has a hideous alabama circle emblem patch on it which certainly kills the deal.
I'm not at work now, but I think it's a large NWT; which would be a little tight on this hog. So, don't know how big a boy ya are, but willing to send you a nice, never worn, shirt if you want it, or Toofdoc. I know you guys got bama jammies and matching pillow cases; but always nice to have a team logo shirt around (just in case you run out of t-paper).
Hit me up if interest on the back channel, and will send usps.
If faultless does not want, 2nd offer goes to Toofdoc; otherwise I will let the two decide who shall obtain this rag. If this rag remains unclaimed, it is in certain jeopardy come 09/15......
(will be offline after this post, so leave a message and I will check in the a.m.)
That's the 2nd nicest offer I have ever received from an Arkansanian and I turned her down too(face down). I have a closet full of those gorgeous shirts and my recommendation is for you to wear it to sleep in so you don't have nightmares about the BoogieSaban coming to get you.
Sounds like you did business with an Auburn fan since he left out the original pieces and then gave away some tools that probably made him lose money in the deal plus he paid extra shipping on top of that. The real kicker is he wrapped the tools using the most valuable item in the entire deal! Whoa Eagle!
eh......... pretty sure a bama fan, I spoke w/ him on the phone. don't know where the dividing line is btwn burnians and bamanites, but he hails from Florence, AL. he actually had it seperately wrapped in such a fashion that it looked like it came from Neiman Marcus. In any event, I used a papertowel to pick it up and look it over.
I'm sure he's just clearing out room so he can take in all that pawn from people betting bama down datta way!! yep...........
come 09/15 when the deal goes down, i can see a bonfire lit in my backyard and that "gorgeous" shirt on a stick burning smoke to high heaven as we all dance in celebration......
All Bama shirts go to heaven! If you set one of those pig shirts ablaze the smoke gets sucked into the ground and the hot grease from the owner will splatter and remove all the facial hair from the Arkansas hooker that wore it in.
Roll Tide...I'll take it. I'll hit you up with address. Thanx.
If Ark beats us, I will blame you and the unlucky shirt! Did you not watch the Brady Bunch episode with the unlucky idol?
We will have to change your name and eliminate the less and add a my
Hey Toof...ill probably wear it to Tims on collection days.....hahaha....hell i already made a deposit in his account over that stupid cfl winnipeg game.
Columbia pfg super bonehead w/ bama embroidered on sleeve and embroidered patch on right chest. Large NWT. Nice shirt.
I will get it out this week......
Toof i think the time of your last post to this thread was the unlucky number. You jinxed us tha whole year now.
Hey Razor, if you run across any women's volleyball shorts can you send them my way?