I'm just glad you asked "first GIRL" some things I would rather forget. Anyway, all I know about the first girl was it started a life long pursuit of more and has cost me a shit ton of money chasing it.
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Sorry john i don't remember!!!! lol I rather get head and watch sports!!! HAHAH
A ninth grader named Michelle. Sounds perverted, right? Not if you were in eighth grade at the time.
I was 13 years old and my older brother took me up to brooks road in memphis tn where he bought me a black prostitute with gold teeth. I was banging her doggystyle between two parked 18 wheeler trailors when three thugs pulled up in their car and was about to rob me. I fled to the car where my brother was catchin a bj from some hefty broad. I said hey bro we gotta get the f outta here and so we left.
I win some, I lose some. As long as the outcome is income.
Ber j I was 13 years old and my older brother took me up to brooks road in memphis tn where he bought me a black prostitute with gold teeth. I was banging her doggystyle between two parked 18 wheeler trailors when three thugs pulled up in their car and was about to rob me. I fled to the car where my brother was catchin a bj from some hefty broad. I said hey bro we gotta get the f outta here and so we left.
Toofdoc Ber j I was 13 years old and my older brother took me up to brooks road in memphis tn where he bought me a black prostitute with gold teeth. I was banging her doggystyle between two parked 18 wheeler trailors when three thugs pulled up in their car and was about to rob me. I fled to the car where my brother was catchin a bj from some hefty broad. I said hey bro we gotta get the f outta here and so we left. That is the most romantic story I have ever read
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