and asked a guy in the lobby to send the best escort in the strip to his room after the Casino comped him a night in the pent house suite....shortly later a long legged blonde came to his room....
He fixed them both a drink and asked how much? "500 for a hand job" the hooker answered..."Holy shiznit really?" The hooker walks to the window and pointed to two motels in the distance "see those two motel right there, I paid for those giving $500 hand jobs, so I must be pretty gahdamn good at it"! "Ok, lets see what you got"......30 minutes later when the man had finished, "you were right that was the best Handjob ive ever expierenced"...
The Man pours them another Drink; "How much for a blow job"? "$5000" the hooker answered...."Gah Damn, Really"?The Hooker walks over to the window and points down the street; "see that hotel & liquor store right there, I paid for those giving $5000 blow jobs, so I must be pretty damn good at it"....The man saw her point & said " fucKk it, its just money".......
......A Hour later the man said "gah damn, best blow job of my life" walks over and pours them two more drinks & ask "so how much for some pu$sy"? The Hooker walks over to the window and says "if I had a Pu$sy I'd own this City"!