Megan Fox struck a pose for Harper’s Bazaar that is going to make your freaking day. Hell, your month… The photo you see above was an outtake. The rest apparently made it into the magazine, but that photo didn’t. I guess the editors of the magazine figured that their readers, women, I assume, wouldn’t be interested in a photo of Megan Fox with her ass in the air and saved it for us, the Internet public. All in all, probably the right call.
I mean, what's not to love? Especially when you see how I party man, it's epic. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them, just look like droopy-eyed, armless children.
I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.
I am on a drug – it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
I’m not bi-polar, I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.
I probably took more than anybody could survive. I was banging seven-gram rocks. Because that’s how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear: Go.
The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning.
Stew, my Cowboys brother! VERY nice pic, bro!
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I'M IN LOVE WITH HER!!!!!!!!!! NUFF SAID!