How can I be " all washed up" if I'm so damn dirty?
Ahhh, Sony Sushi
Hands Bra #1
A guy and his wife find an S & M magazine under their son's bed.
Mom says "This is horrible, what should we do?"
Dad goes, "Well we can't spank him!"
G-force Prevails, lol
Why So Serious?
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study as well. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Canada, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
Cops in Thailand arrested a guy with more than 1000 pairs of women’s underwear in his car.
Police also found more than 10,000 pairs at the house of the 48-year-old Thai suspect,
They said the man admitted to stealing and collecting women’s underwear since the age of 18.
“He smelled them all the time even while driving,” said police Major General Saroj Promcharoen.
The suspect will be charged with stealing property, though not the underwear for now because
there is no plaintiff, police said. Who is coming to claim them after whatever he has done to them?
reminds me of a joke......
My neighbor knocked on my door & asked if i knew anything
about missing items from her clothes line..
Geeze, i nearly crapped her panties.. :-)
Girls with Guns
Hands Bra #1
Rule #1. Bankroll Management!
Rule #2. Discipline!