I posted this in Other Sports but meant to post it the baseball thread. If I violated a rule I'm sorry. I know the old timers will get a chuckle out Yogi's one liner's and who knows the young bucks may as well.

Enjoy

Ron

Lawrence  Peter Berra  played Major League Baseball for 19 years for the New  York  Yankees.
He  played on 10 World Series  Championship teams, is a MLB Hall of Famer  and has some awe-inspiring  stats.
His  name is consistently brought  up as one of the best catchers in  baseball history, and he was voted to  the Team of the Century in  1999.
Amazing  accomplishments aside,  they probably aren't how you know  Lawrence.
You  know him as Yogi, a nickname  given to him by a friend who likened  his cross-legged sitting to a  yogi.
Yogi  is famous for his fractured  English, malapropisms and sometimes  nonsensical quotes.
He's  closing in on 86, and there  seems to be no end to his fan's love for  him.
Here  are 25 Yogi Berra quotes that  will make you shake your head and  smile.

1.  "It's like deja vu all over  again."
2.  "We made too many wrong  mistakes."
3.  "You can observe a lot just by  watching."
4. "A  nickel ain't worth a dime  anymore."
5.  "He hits from both sides of the  plate. He's amphibious."

6.  "If the world was perfect, it  wouldn't be."
7.  "If you don't know where you're  going, you might end up some place  else."
8.  Responding to a question about  remarks attributed to  him that he did not think were his:
"I  really didn't say everything I  said."
9.  "The future ain't what it use  to be."
10. "I  think Little League is  wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the  house."

11.  On why he no longer went to  Ruggeri's, a St. Louis  restaurant:
"Nobody  goes there anymore because  it's too crowded."
12. "I  always thought that record  would stand until it was  broken."
13.  "We have deep  depth."
14.  "All pitchers are liars or  crybabies."
15.  "When  you come to a fork  in the road, take it."

16.  "Always go to other people's  funerals, otherwise they won't come to  yours."
17.  "Never answer anonymous  letters."
18. On  being the guest of honor at  an awards banquet:
"Thank  you for making this day  necessary."
19.  "The towels were so thick  there I could hardly close my  suitcase."
20.  "Half the lies they tell about  me aren't true."

21.  As a general comment on  baseball: "90% of the game is  half mental."
22. "I  don't know (if they were  men or women running naked across the  field).
They  had bags over their  heads."
23.  "It gets late early out  there."
24.  Carmen Berra, Yogi's wife  asked: "Yogi, you are from St. Louis, we  live in New Jersey, and you  played ball in New York. If you go  before I do, where would you like me to  have you buried?" Yogi's  answer: "Surprise me."
25.  "It ain't over till it's  over."