Guarantee: : an assurance for the fulfillment of a condition: as
a : an agreement by which one person undertakes to secure another in the possession or enjoyment of something
b : an assurance of the quality of or of the length of use to be expected from a product offered for sale often with a promise of reimbursement
I don't see any assurance, security or promise of reimbursement (not even a rationale for your pick) so it does not qualify as a guarantee. Don't waste our time. Call it what it is: an opinion just as worthwhile or worthless as any other random one. I'm with scurredmoney here. All that said, BOL to you spw and all of us on this game Hope we all cash.
FWIW, the line's going the other way (+161) last I saw.