A Nice 4 - 0 last night. Looks like wearing my underwear inside out worked. Today I had to meet my Bookie to settle up for last week, so when I called him he was at the gym and he told me to meet him there. As soon as I walk in this mo-mo at the counter is laying on the sales pitch hard for me to join. He asked me if I wanted a tour, my bookie said he'd be done in ten minutes do I figured what the hell. This idiot walked me over to the free weights and said, "Here's our free weights". Then he walked me over to the stationary bikes and elliptical machines and said, "Here is our cardio section". Then Captain Obvious said let me walk you through our locker room. We walk into the locker room and about a second later an older man in his 60s exits the shower area totally naked with a towel draped over his shoulder. Meanwhile Captain Obvious doesn't break stride with his pitch like there isn't middle aged **** and balls staring us in the face. I mean naked man went through the trouble of bringing a towel into the shower, friggin use it. This guy sat down on a bench and actually put on his socks first like his wrinkled genitalia wasn't flapping in the wind. I felt like saying, how about underwear first pal? You think? All I'm trying to do is drop off $330 to my Bookie and get the 'f' outta there.
I really need to make sure I collect this week, cause I've seen enough d and b to hold me over until Armageddon. Right now, I'm up $500 for the week and I look to continue the rally with...
UNDER 194 CHI/SAC
GL all and avoid Gym Tours at all costs!