
Well, I arrived in Las Vegas and I'm like a kid in a candy store. They have this thing here where you go in and all the odds are on a board and you bet anything you want. What a concept. I love this freaking place!
So, my trip got off to a bumpy start. As I was going through security at Logan Airport, a buzzer went off and a lady came up to me and said, "Sir, can you tell me why you have brass knuckles in your bag?" Then they pulled me aside and the police had to come. I'm pretty sure I'm now classified as a terrorist.
I had bought brass knuckles around 15 years ago when I was on vacation in South Carolina. A guy at work had never seen a pair and wanted to know what they looked like. So I brought mine into work to show him and forgot that I had put them back in my bag that I carry all of my shit in. Because they are so heavy, they must have fallen to the bottom of the bag and I never knew they were in there. So, after my wife stopped crying and they cleared me, we were off to Vegas.
I got into the Pregame offices around 10:30. I was here for about 20 minutes before Matty and Marco got hungry, so we headed out to lunch. We went to a place called Barley's Brew Pub where I got the best chef salad of my life. This thing was loaded with meat had barely any lettuce in it. All was right with the world.
Finally, I went to bet on the home run derby. Matty and I came to a consensus while he was shoveling a burger down his throat that Grady Sizemore had the best odds. So I walked up, threw $100 on Sizemore at 6-1 and they handed me a slip. It was that easy. I can't even imagine what is going to happen when I hit the Golden Nugget on Wednesday and I get a crack at those early college football lines. My wife asked me to at least control myself while we are out here. I told her I would. Luckily for her, she is used to me lying, so when I bet $500 on Ball State Wednesday, hopefully she won't be too surprised.
So tonight I got Grady Sizemore to win the Home Run Derby. To be honest with you, I just think he's on HGH and that's why I bet him. Good luck and I will talk to you later in the week when I'm sure I won't have a dime left to my name.